[hypo 75]

there once was a maltese fella that walked into a pub he noticed a jar filled with money on the counter so he asked the bar tender what it was for
the bar tender replyed its a competition $10 entry wich goes in the jar the challange is if anyone can go out the back and make my donkey laugh they get the jar of money
so the maltese placed his $10 in the jar and made his way out the back
2 minutes later he returned telling the bar tender to take a look at his donkey and hand over the jar of money
bar tender said fuk me that donkey is ****ing himself laughing you win here is the jar
a few weeks later the maltese man walked back in the pub and noticed another jar filled with money so he asked the bar tender what this jar was for
the bar tender remebered the maltese bloke and said well you know that donkey you got laughing ? well that donkey wont stop laughing now so we need some one to go and make him stop laughing winner gets the money
so the maltese fello placed his $10 in the jar walked out the back returning in 2 minutes telling the bar tender to take another look and hand over the money
bar tender had a look and couldnt believe his eyes as the donkley was crying
he then said to the maltese bloke i got 2 questions
q-1 how the fuk did you get the donkey laughing a few weeks ago ?
the maltese bloke said i told him i had a bigger cokc then him so he laughed
bar tender said ok then
q-2 how the fuk did you get him to stop ?
the maltese fella replyed that was the easy part i just showed him