An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
"what are u so happy about? " asks the barman .
"well i live by the railway and on my way home last nite i noticed a woman tied to the tracks so i cut her free and we shagged all nite. loads of s*x!, shagged her t*ts, even did her up the a*s! i loved it "did u get a blow job asks the barman ?" "no " he says "i never found the head"
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