a bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket,do i know you ? he asksshe says arent u the father of one of my kids? he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says were the hooker i fcuked over thr pool table at my bucks party while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a rse? she stares at him & replies no im your daughters teacher...
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