Six pick up lines Guarrenteed not to work on woman
1. did u fart ? cause u just blew me away!
2. are your parets retarted ? cause u are special
3. My love for u is like diarrheoa, i just cant hold it in !
4. Is there a mirror in your knickers ? cause i can see myself in them
5. Your body is like a spanner, Everytime think of you my nuts tighten
6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beautys only a light switch away
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