Sydney Powercruise DVD Giveaway (4 to win) - Page 10

hypo 75 · 28-09-2009, 11:54 PM

give mick a dvd please aj he is starting to scare me now

chucky · 29-09-2009, 08:43 AM

Q: what does a bloke with a 10 inch c ock have for breakfest

A: i'm having bacon and eggs

chucky · 29-09-2009, 08:47 AM

Q: what does a woman say after 10 multiple orgasm's

A: thanxx chucky

chucky · 29-09-2009, 08:57 AM

there's a bloke walking along the beach, and he suddenly hears a woman crying, he spots her and walks over to her and asks "whats the matter", she say's to him "im 21 i have no arms and no legs and iv'e never been told i'm beautifull", feeling sorry for her the bloke tells he thinks she is beautifull and then starts to walk away, then he hears her start crying again, so goes back over and asks her whats wrong?, she says "i'm 21 i have no arms or legs and iv'e never been kissed", so feeling sorry for her he kneals down and gives her a big kiss and then starts to walk away, then again he hears her start crying so he goes back over and says "why are crying" and she say's "i'm 21 i have no arms and no legs and iv'e never been f ucked", he thinks about it for a second and then picks her up and throw's her into the water and says "well your f ucked now"

aj510 · 29-09-2009, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FLI20Y

Don't go to the Summernats and stay with "Oscar of Markoz"...actually feel free to...just dont get Piiissed and pass out!

aj510 · 29-09-2009, 09:50 AM

what's even funnier is that image is now going to be picked up as an 'owned' image and be on too many sites in the not so distant futre lmfao!

dan dog · 29-09-2009, 08:31 PM

bwhahahaha. this defo made me laugh

dan dog · 29-09-2009, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dan dog

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um. yer i stuffed that.ahhh i got nothin

IVA-302 · 29-09-2009, 09:09 PM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two prostitutes and a poofta

hypo 75 · 29-09-2009, 09:22 PM

heatho's a late comer but he is off to a good start
lmfao

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chucky Virgin Racer Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: AUSTRAL, NSW Ride: 383ci XD FALCON / AU FAIRMONT 5L View My Photo Gallery Posts: 766	there's a bloke walking along the beach, and he suddenly hears a woman crying, he spots her and walks over to her and asks "whats the matter", she say's to him "im 21 i have no arms and no legs and iv'e never been told i'm beautifull", feeling sorry for her the bloke tells he thinks she is beautifull and then starts to walk away, then he hears her start crying again, so goes back over and asks her whats wrong?, she says "i'm 21 i have no arms or legs and iv'e never been kissed", so feeling sorry for her he kneals down and gives her a big kiss and then starts to walk away, then again he hears her start crying so he goes back over and says "why are crying" and she say's "i'm 21 i have no arms and no legs and iv'e never been f ucked", he thinks about it for a second and then picks her up and throw's her into the water and says "well your f ucked now" __________________ _________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. _________ AUTHORISED BOURBON DESTROYER To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ------ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ------ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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