Sydney Powercruise DVD Giveaway (4 to win) - Page 2

tanka5.7 · 19-09-2009, 11:20 AM

ive already got one so another would be usefull as a c0ck flavoured lollipop

355 VK · 19-09-2009, 03:21 PM

this spunky blonde blonde just asked me do i prefer legs or breast......i said im more into shaved pussy,s and anal .....apparently this is not an acceptable answer at K.F.C

355 VK · 19-09-2009, 03:29 PM

Guts or balls.......
There is a medical distinction.weve all heard about people having guts or balls but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to you informed the definitions are listed below....

Guts;is arriving home late after a night out with the boys being met by your wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask 'are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?'

balls; is coming home late after a night out with the boys,smelling of perfume and beer.lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the A RSE and having the balls to say youre next fatty...

chucky · 19-09-2009, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 355 VK

this spunky blonde blonde just asked me do i prefer legs or breast......i said im more into shaved pussy,s and anal .....apparently this is not an acceptable answer at K.F.C

AHHHHH HAAAAAA game over 355vk gets the prize

chucky · 19-09-2009, 07:23 PM

Q: how do you double the value of a holden camira

A: fill the tank

355 VK · 19-09-2009, 11:12 PM

what does ford stand for....
FCUK
OFF
ROLAN
DANE

reece1 · 19-09-2009, 11:32 PM

because i really want it and i will watch it alot. i cant bull**** ya

MRV85L · 20-09-2009, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tanka5.7

ive already got one so another would be usefull as a c0ck flavoured lollipop

how about you write something funny on here. and if you win the prize, give it too me and ill donate 5 bucks to your muscle car fund

MRV85L · 20-09-2009, 09:24 AM

i have heard a lot of jokes in my time. but had never heard the kfc or guts and balls one. good jokes 355vk. give that man a prize

Struggler · 20-09-2009, 09:58 AM

OK, heres my entry......

Give me a f#%ken DVD c*&t !!

19-09-2009, 11:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
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19-09-2009, 03:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	this spunky blonde blonde just asked me do i prefer legs or breast......i said im more into shaved pussy,s and anal .....apparently this is not an acceptable answer at K.F.C

19-09-2009, 03:29 PM	#13 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	Guts or balls....... There is a medical distinction.weve all heard about people having guts or balls but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to you informed the definitions are listed below.... Guts;is arriving home late after a night out with the boys being met by your wife holding a broom and having the guts to ask 'are you still cleaning or flying somewhere?' balls; is coming home late after a night out with the boys,smelling of perfume and beer.lipstick on your collar,slapping your wife on the A RSE and having the balls to say youre next fatty...

19-09-2009, 11:12 PM	#16 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	what does ford stand for.... FCUK OFF ROLAN DANE

19-09-2009, 11:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
reece1 Learner Driver Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: sydney Ride: xy bigblock Posts: 324	because i really want it and i will watch it alot. i cant bull**** ya

20-09-2009, 09:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
MRV85L Brake Slammer Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: northmead Ride: VH commodore Posts: 117	i have heard a lot of jokes in my time. but had never heard the kfc or guts and balls one. good jokes 355vk. give that man a prize

20-09-2009, 09:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
Struggler Licensed Driver Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Canberra A.C.T. Australia Ride: UC Torana Sedan View My Photo Gallery Posts: 521	OK, heres my entry...... Give me a f#%ken DVD c*&t !!