Sydney Powercruise DVD Giveaway (4 to win)

[hypo 75]

iam seeing some real good entrys here so far
notoy came out strong but has died in the ass 355vk is on a mission and struggler just cuts straight to the point
this is going to be one very funny thread by the time it all over

[hypo 75]

there once was a maltese fella that walked into a pub he noticed a jar filled with money on the counter so he asked the bar tender what it was for
the bar tender replyed its a competition $10 entry wich goes in the jar the challange is if anyone can go out the back and make my donkey laugh they get the jar of money
so the maltese placed his $10 in the jar and made his way out the back
2 minutes later he returned telling the bar tender to take a look at his donkey and hand over the jar of money
bar tender said fuk me that donkey is ****ing himself laughing you win here is the jar
a few weeks later the maltese man walked back in the pub and noticed another jar filled with money so he asked the bar tender what this jar was for
the bar tender remebered the maltese bloke and said well you know that donkey you got laughing ? well that donkey wont stop laughing now so we need some one to go and make him stop laughing winner gets the money
so the maltese fello placed his $10 in the jar walked out the back returning in 2 minutes telling the bar tender to take another look and hand over the money
bar tender had a look and couldnt believe his eyes as the donkley was crying
he then said to the maltese bloke i got 2 questions
q-1 how the fuk did you get the donkey laughing a few weeks ago ?
the maltese bloke said i told him i had a bigger cokc then him so he laughed
bar tender said ok then
q-2 how the fuk did you get him to stop ?
the maltese fella replyed that was the easy part i just showed him

[IVA-302]

Got no jokes. Will have a DVD tho. cheers, ant you know where to send it.

[MRV85L]

i think the biggest joke is ford is still trying to build a quality motor vehicle. they never have and never will.

*runs for cover*

[pro 69]

The Man that dies with the most toys wins, an When in dought FLAT OUT,

[aj510]

Whilst i'm not entering thought i'd add in a joke

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Duck walks into a bar and says to the barman "got any bread?"

Barman looks at the duck and says "no".

Duck looks around for a few minutes then looks up at the barman and says "got any bread".

Barman gets a little peeved and says "NO WE HAVEN't GOT ANY BREAD"

Duck continues sitting at the bar for a few more minutes and looks back up at the barman and says "Got any bread?"

Barman looks at the duck and says "If you ask me if i've got any bread one more time i'll nail your bill to the bar".

Duck looks up at the barman and says "Got any nails?"

Barman says "no"

Duck : "got any bread?"

[v8capri8]

prostitute shouts across the street 2 an abbo "hey black boy want a blow job ?" . he says " F*#k off , i dont want any kinda job!"

[v8capri8]

An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face.
"what are u so happy about? " asks the barman .
"well i live by the railway and on my way home last nite i noticed a woman tied to the tracks so i cut her free and we shagged all nite. loads of s*x!, shagged her t*ts, even did her up the a*s! i loved it "did u get a blow job asks the barman ?" "no " he says "i never found the head"

[v8capri8]

i just saw that hary potter film . a little unrealistic if u ask me .... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends ?

[v8capri8]

RECESSION BEATER: wife says 2 husband "if u rode a pushie to work we could get rid of the second car". Husband replies "if u took it up the a*s and gave head we could get rid of the nanny!"