Sydney Powercruise DVD Giveaway (4 to win) - Page 4

SK11TS · 20-09-2009, 05:20 PM

Hey aj i'll be your freind ha ha probably won't work but it's worth a try

i got a whole section in teh dvd storage case just for car dvd's and i need more to fill it!

chucky · 20-09-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggler

OK, heres my entry......

Give me a f#%ken DVD c*&t !!

i'd love to hear your pick up line with the chicks

mzad · 20-09-2009, 08:50 PM

Well i'd really like one but how do you beat the entries from struggler and 355vk! Give them two each and be done with it, love the guts and balls definitions, pure gold!

aj510 · 21-09-2009, 04:07 PM

haha keep em coming guys - like I said, doesn't have to be a joke, any old funny sob story etc is fine!

tanka5.7 · 21-09-2009, 05:03 PM

a woman was in labor screaming her head off to her husband saying "this is all your fault, it hurts, it hurts". the husband replied "its all your fault", she says "how?" he says "well i wanted to stick it in your bum but you said it would hurt".

355 VK · 21-09-2009, 06:42 PM

if a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank do u think?
a)she,s a fcuking prude
b)u need to spend more time together
c)she should sit somewhere else on the bus....

355 VK · 21-09-2009, 06:53 PM

the 8 things chicks should say to there blokes
1) im bored lets shave my pussy
2)are you sure youve had enough to drink
3)that fart was great do another one
4)of course i swallow i love the taste of cum
5)no thats allright you drink all the beer and watch porn i will do the washing up
6) just for a change could you put up my a rse
7)how about you get that hot girl from work to join us
8)marriage? no way fcuk off

355 VK · 21-09-2009, 06:57 PM

a bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket,do i know you ? he asksshe says arent u the father of one of my kids? he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says were the hooker i fcuked over thr pool table at my bucks party while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a rse? she stares at him & replies no im your daughters teacher...

mzad · 21-09-2009, 07:26 PM

v8capri8 · 21-09-2009, 09:40 PM

Six pick up lines Guarrenteed not to work on woman

1. did u fart ? cause u just blew me away!

2. are your parets retarted ? cause u are special

3. My love for u is like diarrheoa, i just cant hold it in !

4. Is there a mirror in your knickers ? cause i can see myself in them

5. Your body is like a spanner, Everytime think of you my nuts tighten

6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beautys only a light switch away

20-09-2009, 05:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
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21-09-2009, 05:03 PM	#35 (permalink)
tanka5.7 Series Winner Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: wollongong Ride: hj 355 Posts: 1,924	a woman was in labor screaming her head off to her husband saying "this is all your fault, it hurts, it hurts". the husband replied "its all your fault", she says "how?" he says "well i wanted to stick it in your bum but you said it would hurt". __________________

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v8capri8 Provisional Driver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: newcastle Ride: 1966 ford falcon View My Photo Gallery Posts: 432	Six pick up lines Guarrenteed not to work on woman 1. did u fart ? cause u just blew me away! 2. are your parets retarted ? cause u are special 3. My love for u is like diarrheoa, i just cant hold it in ! 4. Is there a mirror in your knickers ? cause i can see myself in them 5. Your body is like a spanner, Everytime think of you my nuts tighten 6. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beautys only a light switch away __________________ *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* Real cars are made with spanners not chopsticks

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20-09-2009, 08:50 PM	#33 (permalink)
mzad Wannbe Racer Join Date: Nov 2008 Ride: XC Falcon Posts: 671	Well i'd really like one but how do you beat the entries from struggler and 355vk! Give them two each and be done with it, love the guts and balls definitions, pure gold!

21-09-2009, 06:42 PM	#36 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	if a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank do u think? a)she,s a fcuking prude b)u need to spend more time together c)she should sit somewhere else on the bus....

21-09-2009, 06:53 PM	#37 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	the 8 things chicks should say to there blokes 1) im bored lets shave my pussy 2)are you sure youve had enough to drink 3)that fart was great do another one 4)of course i swallow i love the taste of cum 5)no thats allright you drink all the beer and watch porn i will do the washing up 6) just for a change could you put up my a rse 7)how about you get that hot girl from work to join us 8)marriage? no way fcuk off

21-09-2009, 06:57 PM	#38 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	a bloke notices a hot chick giving him the eye in the supermarket,do i know you ? he asksshe says arent u the father of one of my kids? he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says were the hooker i fcuked over thr pool table at my bucks party while your mate spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a rse? she stares at him & replies no im your daughters teacher...

21-09-2009, 07:26 PM	#39 (permalink)
mzad Wannbe Racer Join Date: Nov 2008 Ride: XC Falcon Posts: 671