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dan dog · 23-09-2009, 10:45 PM

Im sick of everyone bagging jacko now his dead. New topic for today is abo's.
Whats black, orange and very pretty? ............ A abo on fire.
Why do abos stink? .......... So the blind can hate them too.
What is a abo? ............. Proof that skunks fcuked monkeys
Why do police dogs lick there own ass? .......... To get the of abo out of there mouth.
Why did the abo carry a piece of sh*t in his wallet? ...... For ID
What do you do if you run over a abo? ............ Reverse.
Why do seagulls have wings? ............. To beat the abos to the dump
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chucky · 24-09-2009, 09:49 AM

ivan milat is walking through the forest with a backpacker. the backpacker says to him "it's dark and scary here" , milat says "your scared?, i'm the one who's got to walk back by myself".

chucky · 24-09-2009, 09:51 AM

Q: how do kiwi's practice safe sex
A: paint an X on the sheep that kick

chucky · 24-09-2009, 09:54 AM

i got a riddle for you all, i'll post the answer tommorow if no one gets it

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing and they each catch a fish, they catch
1 big fish
1 medium fish
1 small fish

explain why only three fish ?????

355 VK · 24-09-2009, 01:14 PM

WOMEN EH?
why is it women have a c*nt they wash every day and wont use it and a car they use every day and wont f*cking wash it??

dan dog · 24-09-2009, 04:10 PM

Whats the definision of indefenitily?..................................... ...............
When your balls are hitting on her a*se you in her definitily.

dan dog · 24-09-2009, 04:14 PM

Did you hear that the kiwi's have been bar'd from taking there girlfriends to the football?

They keeped jumping the rail and eating the grass

355 VK · 24-09-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chucky

i got a riddle for you all, i'll post the answer tommorow if no one gets it

2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing and they each catch a fish, they catch
1 big fish
1 medium fish
1 small fish

explain why only three fish ?????

grandfather,father,son the grand father is the fathers father the father is the sons father but the father and the son are both sons.....

NO.TOY · 24-09-2009, 05:49 PM

so its not true wat they say about you penrith guys.

chucky · 24-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NO.TOY

so its not true wat they say about you penrith guys.

and he saved me typing it

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23-09-2009, 10:45 PM	#71 (permalink)
dan dog Newby Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: dubbo nsw Posts: 15	Im sick of everyone bagging jacko now his dead. New topic for today is abo's. Whats black, orange and very pretty? ............ A abo on fire. Why do abos stink? .......... So the blind can hate them too. What is a abo? ............. Proof that skunks fcuked monkeys Why do police dogs lick there own ass? .......... To get the of abo out of there mouth. Why did the abo carry a piece of sh*t in his wallet? ...... For ID What do you do if you run over a abo? ............ Reverse. Why do seagulls have wings? ............. To beat the abos to the dump .

24-09-2009, 01:14 PM	#75 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	WOMEN EH? why is it women have a cnt they wash every day and wont use it and a car they use every day and wont fcking wash it??

24-09-2009, 04:10 PM	#76 (permalink)
dan dog Newby Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: dubbo nsw Posts: 15	Whats the definision of indefenitily?..................................... ............... When your balls are hitting on her a*se you in her definitily.

24-09-2009, 04:14 PM	#77 (permalink)
dan dog Newby Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: dubbo nsw Posts: 15	Did you hear that the kiwi's have been bar'd from taking there girlfriends to the football? They keeped jumping the rail and eating the grass