help with exhaust problem..

[Alan]

I need some help guys.

I have this problem..

You see. I'm awesome. Like.. I'm cool to the point that my head almost self-destructs with awesomeness. Everyone wants to be like me in life. I'm so successfull that everyone else on earth could be my slave if i wanted them to be.

The problem though.. is i don't know how to modify the exhaust on my car to make it louder than normal? (And being awesome and so cool that my head almost explodes, it naturally follows that i have to have a loud exhaust on my car to let everyone else know automatically how awesome I am so they aren't confused etc...).

So like.. How can i modify the exhaust on my 30 year old car so that everyone else knows straight away how f**king awesome I am?

Sincerely,

Awesome-guy-who-everyone-wants-to-be-like.

[1TUFHK]

hey you sound so awesome ill tell you how to fix your exhaust run a garden hose from your tail pipe make sure you get a good seal than run it into your window of your car. proceed to start the motor and get inside wait say 15 minutes or so dont try to get out cause then you wont be very cool, this should sort out your problem man good luck with it.

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Originally Posted by Alan

I need some help guys.

I have this problem..

You see. I'm awesome. Like.. I'm cool to the point that my head almost self-destructs with awesomeness. Everyone wants to be like me in life. I'm so successfull that everyone else on earth could be my slave if i wanted them to be.

The problem though.. is i don't know how to modify the exhaust on my car to make it louder than normal? (And being awesome and so cool that my head almost explodes, it naturally follows that i have to have a loud exhaust on my car to let everyone else know automatically how awesome I am so they aren't confused etc...).

So like.. How can i modify the exhaust on my 30 year old car so that everyone else knows straight away how f**king awesome I am?

Sincerely,

Awesome-guy-who-everyone-wants-to-be-like.

duuuuude if you were that awsome youd know what the go was...... if you want a loud exhuast cut it off at diff then every one will be able to brace themselves for your awsomeness when they here you coming ... and when they here you coming with your awsome self in your awsome sounding car they will know who it is for miles around... and the coppers love it like that becuase it will sound aawwssommme dduuuuddde... and if the coppers do give ya some negative vibes just tell em it said you could do it on the internet so it must be true so step off and stop blocking my awsome ness officer ( that will stop ya getting a ticket 100%)

[ima400]

Wanker wanker

[hsvboy55]

if you want your car sounding sick ive got some good advise for ya... put a rag in the fuel tank with the end sticking out litt proceed to drive around an area u will get a good rep of awesomeness and u should get a really fully sick sound in a matter of secs...

[Alan]

thanks guys. ive relly be insecure bout my self n stuff recently. Wondering how i can get an awesome loud exhaust.

Originally Posted by 1TUFHK

hey you sound so awesome ill tell you how to fix your exhaust run a garden hose from your tail pipe make sure you get a good seal than run it into your window of your car. proceed to start the motor and get inside wait say 15 minutes or so dont try to get out cause then you wont be very cool, this should sort out your problem man good luck with it.

Well someone said that this is what all ppl who have a loud exhaust need to do so i guess i will go find a garden hose to start .

[kustom67]

alan you must be on some awsome drugs dude you awsome person you:1orgla ugh:

[Dynoryder]

i think you must of allready modified your own exuast port with a pice of big wide bulevained hose

[hypo 75]

ok what you need is 2 cylinder heads with no less then 4 cylinders per head either that or if times are tuff you need a old school 6 banger
if its nothing of the sort as to what i have mentioned then it doesnt deserve to sound awsome mate

[DR Evil]

Did your mum F-A-R-K a donky at a part and fall pregnet ????

Dude you wont need a loud exuste so people know how awsome you are,
Im sure they will hear you ringing your own bell from miles away