Remembering school - Page 2

neilo · 11-02-2010, 05:55 AM

My girlfriend is a dirty little minx, when i cum in her mouth, she likes to gargle it, blow bubbles with it and then let it dribble out her mouth and over her chin onto her tits.
She may be completely paralysed but she sure knows how to enjoy herself

neilo · 11-02-2010, 05:57 AM

Mr Whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sauce on his c0ck and 100 and 1000's over his balls.
Police say he topped himself

neilo · 11-02-2010, 12:15 PM

i just got his on me phone.

Hey, sorry if my phone keeps ringing you...... dam idiots on the road cant drive. my phone is voice activated and everytime i yell 'Farken retard' , it dials your number.

craefish · 11-02-2010, 05:52 PM

does anyone wanna come to a party on saturday night? i've just been invited to a charity dance for women with no legs, i reckon the dance floor will be crawling with pussy............!

YLD-305 · 11-02-2010, 08:55 PM

Ive just put down a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on facebook.I said i cant wait for the new 911. Now 4000 muslims have added me as a friend

neilo · 12-02-2010, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YLD-305

Ive just put down a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on facebook.I said i cant wait for the new 911. Now 4000 muslims have added me as a friend

haha what a ripper

ChevLX_77 · 12-02-2010, 05:48 PM

i went to Harvey Norman the other day and asked for Grand theft auto, the women asked me what it was about, i said "its about a black fella who roots hookers and smashes cars, she gave me Tiger Woods golf

355 VK · 12-02-2010, 05:53 PM

i do abit of work as a santa during the festive season any way this smokin hot 18 year old cam to have her photo taken with santa when see sat on my knee i asked her what she would like for christmas she told me she has a medical condition that stops her growing hair and all she wanted for christmas was some pubic hair .... i asked would a white beard do

YLD-305 · 12-02-2010, 08:37 PM

This hot blone just asked me if i prefer legs or brests. I said im more into shaved pussy and anal........... Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC

neilo · 17-02-2010, 07:25 AM

My missus said i couldnt multi task so today i proved her wrong.
P!ssing while copping a blowie probably wasnt the best way to do it

11-02-2010, 05:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	Mr Whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sauce on his c0ck and 100 and 1000's over his balls. Police say he topped himself Last edited by neilo; 11-02-2010 at 05:58 AM.

11-02-2010, 05:52 PM	#14 (permalink)
craefish Gear Cruncher Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: victoria Ride: hq monaro Posts: 249	does anyone wanna come to a party on saturday night? i've just been invited to a charity dance for women with no legs, i reckon the dance floor will be crawling with pussy............! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-02-2010, 08:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
YLD-305 Wannbe Racer Join Date: May 2008 Location: in a house Ride: holden torana View My Photo Gallery Tetris Champion! Goblin Heart Champion! Posts: 696	Ive just put down a deposit on a new Porsche and mentioned it on facebook.I said i cant wait for the new 911. Now 4000 muslims have added me as a friend __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

12-02-2010, 08:37 PM	#19 (permalink)
YLD-305 Wannbe Racer Join Date: May 2008 Location: in a house Ride: holden torana View My Photo Gallery Tetris Champion! Goblin Heart Champion! Posts: 696	This hot blone just asked me if i prefer legs or brests. I said im more into shaved pussy and anal........... Apparently this is not an acceptable answer at KFC __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

17-02-2010, 07:25 AM	#20 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	Multi tasking My missus said i couldnt multi task so today i proved her wrong. P!ssing while copping a blowie probably wasnt the best way to do it Last edited by neilo; 17-02-2010 at 07:27 AM.

11-02-2010, 05:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	My girlfriend is a dirty little minx, when i cum in her mouth, she likes to gargle it, blow bubbles with it and then let it dribble out her mouth and over her chin onto her tits. She may be completely paralysed but she sure knows how to enjoy herself

11-02-2010, 12:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	i just got his on me phone. Hey, sorry if my phone keeps ringing you...... dam idiots on the road cant drive. my phone is voice activated and everytime i yell 'Farken retard' , it dials your number.

12-02-2010, 05:48 PM	#17 (permalink)
ChevLX_77 Premium Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canberra Ride: SBC LX Torana View My Photo Gallery Posts: 485	i went to Harvey Norman the other day and asked for Grand theft auto, the women asked me what it was about, i said "its about a black fella who roots hookers and smashes cars, she gave me Tiger Woods golf

12-02-2010, 05:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	i do abit of work as a santa during the festive season any way this smokin hot 18 year old cam to have her photo taken with santa when see sat on my knee i asked her what she would like for christmas she told me she has a medical condition that stops her growing hair and all she wanted for christmas was some pubic hair .... i asked would a white beard do

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