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18-02-2010, 05:42 PM
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i was going through a couple of magazines at the homeless shelter today and i was realy enjoying myself until the rifle got jammed
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19-02-2010, 12:26 PM
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3 old men wwere sitting on a bench.
i wish i could take a healthy p!ss, said the first bloke. i wish i could take a healthy crap, said the next. the last old man said, i can take a p!ss at 6am and a crap at 11am, but i wish i could get up before noon
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19-02-2010, 12:33 PM
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Little Johnny was taking confession.
He came straight out and told the priest he was having impure thoughts about his sister. Is this a sin, Father, he asked. The priest nodded and said, Yes, Johnny, it is a sin, just look at the 2 bueatiful brothers you have
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