Remembering school

neilo · 10-02-2010, 06:00 AM

I can still remember play time at school, a bit of footy, a quick cigarette and trying to finger girls behind the bike sheds........i fuken loved that caretakers job!

355 VK · 10-02-2010, 07:52 AM

hahaha thats like i want to die like my grand father did peacefully in his sleep..........
not like the other passengers in the car screaming and full of fear

neilo · 10-02-2010, 08:03 AM

haha, i like that.

I was going through a couple of magazines the other day in the local muslim book shop, i was really enjoying myself until the fuken gun jammed

neilo · 10-02-2010, 08:11 AM

I found a young homeless girl hidden out by the bins last night. She was dirty and didnt smell too good but underneath that grime i could see she was pretty and had a good body. I bought her inside and gave her a bath. As i was towelling off her naked body, i became aroused and 1 thing led to another. Before i knew it i was making love to her. I was banging her so hard that a couple of times you'd have sworn she was alive

neilo · 10-02-2010, 08:14 AM

Had a nasty fight with the missus last night. We were in the kitchen at my girlfriends house doing dinner when she asked me to turn on the veg. Apperently, fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant

kustom67 · 10-02-2010, 08:01 PM

lmao

thats some funny s h i t mate top stuff

355 VK · 10-02-2010, 08:03 PM

i have a indian family living next door with 3 young kids they just asked did i want to have a water fight............
im writing this whike im waiting for the kettle to boil

aj510 · 10-02-2010, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 355 VK

i have a indian family living next door with 3 young kids they just asked did i want to have a water fight............
im writing this whike im waiting for the kettle to boil

There is some funny stuff in here, but this one cracked me up

hypo 75 · 10-02-2010, 08:59 PM

well all i can add to this thread is that i once saved a girl from gettin raped yup i fell in a whole and she got away

aj510 · 10-02-2010, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypo 75

well all i can add to this thread is that i once saved a girl from gettin raped yup i fell in a whole and she got away

Didn't realise you had it in you mate - nice one

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neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	Nasty fight Had a nasty fight with the missus last night. We were in the kitchen at my girlfriends house doing dinner when she asked me to turn on the veg. Apperently, fingering her disabled sister was not what she meant

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10-02-2010, 07:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	hahaha thats like i want to die like my grand father did peacefully in his sleep.......... not like the other passengers in the car screaming and full of fear

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neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	haha, i like that. I was going through a couple of magazines the other day in the local muslim book shop, i was really enjoying myself until the fuken gun jammed

10-02-2010, 08:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	I found a young homeless girl hidden out by the bins last night. She was dirty and didnt smell too good but underneath that grime i could see she was pretty and had a good body. I bought her inside and gave her a bath. As i was towelling off her naked body, i became aroused and 1 thing led to another. Before i knew it i was making love to her. I was banging her so hard that a couple of times you'd have sworn she was alive

10-02-2010, 08:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
355 VK Premium Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: penrith Ride: vk commodore 134,vr gts Posts: 1,381	i have a indian family living next door with 3 young kids they just asked did i want to have a water fight............ im writing this whike im waiting for the kettle to boil