Tell your missus this one

neilo · 25-02-2010, 08:03 AM

Scientists have discovered that most women will at some stage in there life contain intelligent DNA.
Unfortunately , over 95% of them will spit it out

neilo · 26-02-2010, 06:12 AM

My missus lay dying. I was by her bedside, she said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess". "Shhhhh", theres nothing to tell", everythings alright i said. "No,i must die in peace, i shagged your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father".
I know, i whispered. Thats why i poisoned you ya c#nt, now close your eyes

ren666main · 28-03-2010, 12:27 PM

heard the first one the 2nd one is good

25-02-2010, 08:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
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26-02-2010, 06:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
neilo Provisional Driver Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: victoria Ride: 71 HQ monaro coupe View My Photo Gallery Posts: 443	My missus lay dying. I was by her bedside, she said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess". "Shhhhh", theres nothing to tell", everythings alright i said. "No,i must die in peace, i shagged your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father". I know, i whispered. Thats why i poisoned you ya c#nt, now close your eyes __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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28-03-2010, 12:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
ren666main Newby Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Yarragon Ride: 6.2 VE HSV GTS Posts: 20	heard the first one the 2nd one is good