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Old 25-02-2010, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Scientists have discovered that most women will at some stage in there life contain intelligent DNA.
Unfortunately , over 95% of them will spit it out
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Old 26-02-2010, 06:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My missus lay dying. I was by her bedside, she said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess". "Shhhhh", theres nothing to tell", everythings alright i said. "No,i must die in peace, i shagged your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father".
I know, i whispered. Thats why i poisoned you ya c#nt, now close your eyes
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heard the first one the 2nd one is good
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